Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be

Good morning one and all!


I have just heard about Robert Pattinson being cheated on by Kristen Stewart, oh dear. The poor little vampire! The things that gets to me and makes me sad is that he didn't even get to win the triwizard tournament! He was so close, then POW avada kedavra! 


The above does not really bother me at all. I do not rate these people as people or actors in any way shape or form. They are not true celebrities or actors. Brian Blessed! Now there is an actor! Booming voice, GRRRREAT BEARD!

Aaahhhhaahaaahhaa(Tarzan Call)

For James................I had an Asda strawberry cone yesterday after my lovely chicken salad dindins. I don't know about y'all, but the best part of a 'Cornetto-style' ice cream lolly is the chocolate nub at the bottom of the cone, no? The cone was kind of chewy, not crunchy, huge dissapointment set in as normally once I have demolished the top part of the ice cream I gnaw at my cone like a hamster round in a spiral fashion. Instead I was chewing at the cone like a dog eating a pigs ear. I took a bite of the ice cream and the whole lot came out of the cone. It looked like that part in Shrek when he pulls the wax out of his ear, tasted nice though. Then to the nub o' chocolate, yummy yummy for my tummy.

Asda you didn't fail me.

Buzz must have had a hard night, he fell asleep in his breakfast.

Stone the crows!

Well I'll be, it is Thursday. The weekend is so close! Huzzah I hear you cry, but NO!! we have another day to contend with............FRIDAY.


Fridays are for me the second slowest day of the week next to Monday. Working in construction I have heard "This week is dragging" at 9am on a Monday. I could not agree more!!


I like show tunes and musicals, I just thought you should know.

Sometimes I enjoy leaving the grass in the garden to grow to an extraordinary length then don my pinafore and my apron and pretend I am in the mountains singing. This is all well and good until I inadvertently tread on a slug, scream like a banshee then proceed to fall over in the most awkward looking fashion. I wouldn't mind, but squished slug juice is like napalm. It sticks to you and wont come off. Not quite like napalm as it is just an inconvenience, not a weapon of catastrophic proportions. Although my "beaker-like" friend recently told me of a slug infestation somewhere in Europe where there is such an abundance of slugs that they cover entire widths of roads and cause cars to lose traction, skid off and hurt the occupants ; like I said, slug juice is natures napalm.

Oh by the way, I always wanted to be a police man................
(apologies for the photo)

I am being taught how to blog by the worlds most self confessed technophobe!

I am supposed to be working, but instead I am writing my first entry on my blog!


I consider myself quite the technologically astute hero, after all I can program a Sky remote!

However, it seems that this blog has given me such a headache to the extent where I needed to ask my neighbour & greatfriend, who may as well be living in an era where the typewriter is king and the internet is non-existent, how to set this up! Bad times *insert semicolon and left hand bracket.


So, what to use this blog for? I see some people recommend products they have used and rate, some use it as an online diary for the world to see, other use it for the sake of using it.
I am not too sure the purpose of my blog, I guess time will tell.


In the meantime:


I had a Feast iced cream lolly the other day (other ice cream lolly's are available) the first chocolate I had in a long while (I'm on a diet...........bleurgh). The best part of it was the outer nutty chocolate coating. The ice cream inside was super watery and the chocolate flanking of the lolly stick was kind of powdery and hardly tasted of chocolate at all. Sooo not the same ice cream as when  was but a child, butter child, butter, fresh tiger bread & butter, Mmmmmmmmmm.


Today I went to Margate in the morning for a site visit. I then went to a car garage to get a quote for my car, who has no name, to get fixed. I am now waiting for the car doctor to ring me with the quotation. I hope it will not cost too much. I saw my mother dearest for lunch. I saw her sitting on a park bench (this is a real and did actually happen, I find that stories that start this way normally end up with someone talking about finding a random cat lady and talking about cats and pigeons or just a pigeon that they decide to talk to.........*huh?) So anywho mum and I chatted sh*t for an hour. It was good to see her as I seldom do. 


Playing golf this evening. Too hot for me. Where or where is my bright, clear blue skies with my minus 5 temperature? I am looking forward to it, but around half past five the realisation that I will not see my amazing fiance and daughter this evening will kick in and I will feel rubbish and not enjoy it. At least it gives them a break from me : )


All in all, things are all good in the hood. Oh check me, all gangster.

Peace grease and chicken wings!