Stone the crows!

Well I'll be, it is Thursday. The weekend is so close! Huzzah I hear you cry, but NO!! we have another day to contend with............FRIDAY.


Fridays are for me the second slowest day of the week next to Monday. Working in construction I have heard "This week is dragging" at 9am on a Monday. I could not agree more!!


I like show tunes and musicals, I just thought you should know.

Sometimes I enjoy leaving the grass in the garden to grow to an extraordinary length then don my pinafore and my apron and pretend I am in the mountains singing. This is all well and good until I inadvertently tread on a slug, scream like a banshee then proceed to fall over in the most awkward looking fashion. I wouldn't mind, but squished slug juice is like napalm. It sticks to you and wont come off. Not quite like napalm as it is just an inconvenience, not a weapon of catastrophic proportions. Although my "beaker-like" friend recently told me of a slug infestation somewhere in Europe where there is such an abundance of slugs that they cover entire widths of roads and cause cars to lose traction, skid off and hurt the occupants ; like I said, slug juice is natures napalm.

Oh by the way, I always wanted to be a police man................
(apologies for the photo)